Dating on Earth.

Dating on Earth.

I don’t advise it. It’s one of the more difficult activities to engage in on the third planet of this solar system and can be quite messy.

But, if you must engage in such activity, if you feel the insatiable need for companionship as so many on this colorful little planet do, walk with me for a while and I shall share my experience.

Let me share with you a little bit about myself. My name is unpronounceable with your small muscular tongues so I shall call myself Ty. I came to this planet years ago, bought a body from a shady dealer orbiting Mars, and blended into society.

I live with two heterosexual humans, one male one female, who are engaged in such activates as mentioned before. They are in the advanced stages preceding the ritual known as “marriage”. From what I can tell it can be a dangerous activity.

As for myself I have just begun a research project delving into the world of the above listed activity. For the past year or so I have mostly observed from the outside, but I find it a fit time to explore for myself.

Beginning a human romantic relationship is one of the great mysteries of the planet. In some cultures all the guess work is taken out for them with the use of arranged marriages. To me this seems like it would be a lot easier but takes most of the fun out of the process. Considering the body I purchased is homosexual the process is much more interesting. The selection is slimmed.

Fortunately the body came with an intellectual device called “gaydar” which allows me to spot other homosexuals for prospective dating. With Earth’s development of a world-wide information exchange database called “the internet” the process has become much easier and harder at the same time. Although the meeting process is easier, the quality of dating material is not always guaranteed.

The purpose of this blog is to share my own experiences, network with other aliens living on earth, and figure out the paradigm and state of being which humans call “love”.